Post by fapizztheterrible on Aug 5, 2011 14:42:17 GMT -5
Name:FA'Pizz the Terrible,Witch King of Lllbbbbrrzz, Shadow-born, Terror of the Ice-Wastes, The Shadow-Cloak, Reaver of the Bumbkaboos, may the Gods rest their souls. Race: Unknown. Age: 100000000000 years old, it is rumored, in the Reckoning of Man Physical Description: Of the Witch King of Lllbbbrrzzz... Some say he was born from the Unholy union of an animate onion and a Death-Sponge Lord of the outer void. Others claim he crawled fully formed from the bowels of the slain body of ChaKoo Kachoo, Lord of Evil, in the aftermath of the Battle of 10,000 bloody explosions. Yet, even others whisper that he is the Dark Lord Booboo'oo himself, come to wreak revenge on all that is living and good. What is the truth? None live who know.