He came upon a circle of mushrooms in the ground. As he approached it he heard giggling in the center of it.
Orp Boon [M:83:616:][D3v:http://www.rpgmenagerie.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=cs&thread=406&page=1#374]"Is that family heirloom for sale?"[0:Gone fishing.][1:The store is open!]
Orp suddenly found himself surrounded by tall mushrooms as he entered the circle, as if the circle itself rose up past his head. There was a small fairy-type person at his feet. She waved up at him.
Allo.
Orp Boon [M:83:616:][D3v:http://www.rpgmenagerie.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=cs&thread=406&page=1#374]"Is that family heirloom for sale?"[0:Gone fishing.][1:The store is open!]
She bowed. She seemed like a normal fairy, dressed in somewhat fine clothes and wearing a mushroom cap for a hat.
I am well! What brings you here, tall and mysterious one-eyed stranger?
Orp Boon [M:83:616:][D3v:http://www.rpgmenagerie.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=cs&thread=406&page=1#374]"Is that family heirloom for sale?"[0:Gone fishing.][1:The store is open!]
Neither. We told those badgers we didn't want them around here anymore!
Orp Boon [M:83:616:][D3v:http://www.rpgmenagerie.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=cs&thread=406&page=1#374]"Is that family heirloom for sale?"[0:Gone fishing.][1:The store is open!]
Worse! She looked around suspiciously, then whispered to Orp.
They called the Queen fat.
Orp Boon [M:83:616:][D3v:http://www.rpgmenagerie.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=cs&thread=406&page=1#374]"Is that family heirloom for sale?"[0:Gone fishing.][1:The store is open!]
They also called her fat. She rubbed her arm nervously.
In fairness, she is fat.
Orp Boon [M:83:616:][D3v:http://www.rpgmenagerie.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=cs&thread=406&page=1#374]"Is that family heirloom for sale?"[0:Gone fishing.][1:The store is open!]
"Would you ever consider allying yourselves with the jinglegnomes or the badgers to defeat the other party? You could always stab them in the back afterwards."
Perhaps. Who though? Who deserves the jingleberries more?
Orp Boon [M:83:616:][D3v:http://www.rpgmenagerie.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=cs&thread=406&page=1#374]"Is that family heirloom for sale?"[0:Gone fishing.][1:The store is open!]